Hand signed Jimmy Dean vibrating sausage
Trash compactor that plays the tune “I’ve got a crush on you”
“You’ve been a bad pet” Has your dog been naughty? Now you can punish your pet with a special cage designed with stunning detail to facsimile Rykers Island prison
“Waterproof toaster” Are you suicidal but nervous about botching the job? Now you can practice in your bathtub with this innovative waterproof toaster.
“Temporary melanoma sunspots” Impress and depress your friends and family members as you reveal your peeling skin and realistic hand-written document that gives you a grim stage 4 diagnosis. Marvel as your friends and debt stricken clients suddenly begin paying you back in showers of guilt induced payments.
“Real sand dunes” Turn your backyard into the Sahara desert and piss of the neighborhood association!
“Magical trashcan” turns horse manure into chocolate mousse!
“Great white shark sperm” Sure these sub aquatic eating machines are endangered, but they don’t have to be…now you can wield the power to keep this ancient predator from going extinct in this luxurious crystal pendant full of great white shark smegma.
“Digital steak dispenser”
“Skeeter defeater” Shield yourself from errant ejaculations at distances of up to 100 yards!
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